Sunday, March 24, 2013

Fox Afraid Of Iranian Invasion

On Friday, Lou Dobbs had Angela McGlowan on his show to discuss the violence in Syria.  Naturally, during this conversation gun control came up. Wait, that isn't a natural progression for a conversation? Let me allow Angela McGlowan to explain.

“What scares the hell out of me we have a president, as we were discussing during break, that wants to take away our guns, but yet he wants to attack Iran and Syria. So if they come and attack us here, we don’t have the right to bear arms under this Obama administration.”

See?  Iran and Syria might send people here to get us!  Perfectly logical...if you ignore facts and actual logic.  Surely Lou Dobbs pointed out the unlikelihood of such a scenario.  Go ahead Lou.

“We’re told by Homeland Security that there are already agents of Al Qaeda here working in this country. Why in the world would you not want to make certain that all American citizens were armed and prepared?” 

WHAT!?  Way to double down on the crazy, Lou.  

Syria and Iran are not coming to get us.  The last time an opposing army came to our shores was 1812.  I really don't see either of them beating our Navy and Air Force to either come by land or air.  It simply is not going to happen and you do a disservice to your viewers when you spread such conspiracy theories.

Other scenarios of equal likelihood that all Americans need to be armed:

Sasquatch invasion due to their search for Jack Links jerky.  Seriously, stop messing with them.  You're putting us all in danger.

North Korea invades like in this game.  They tested that nuke, now all they need is a way to get here.

A War of the Worlds type situation.  

And last but not least, zombie apocalypse.

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